infernauta's blog

Nearing peak privacy crisis forces Dot-Coms into harvesting intimacy.
Social networks manifest as herpes-like peer validation.

"To the stars your manhood flies"
Reminds of Chandan Goswami. We are all in the gutter, but some of us are sending flies to the stars.

Salma Hayek Breastfeeds African Baby (VIDEO)

''we tried making our safeword 'Obama' but every time one of us whispered it the other climaxed violently''

"Actively drowning victims do not usually call out for help simply because they lack the air to do so. It is necessary to breathe to yell. There can be splashing involved during drowning, usually a butterfly like stroke where the hands barely clear the waters surface, and sometimes victims can look like they are climbing an invisible ladder in the water"

and how to buy the right Sai this Christmas:

...formaldehyde 

Normalization produces normal functioning.

4. The trailer is always better than the film.

3. The original 50s, 60s film is always better than the trailer of the film.

2. The source material is always better than the original 50s, 60s film and the trailers.

1. The Polish posters of the film are always better than the source material, better than the original 50s, 60s film, better than the trailer, better than anything. 

"Generally, it is not allowed to play a stone in such a way that one of your own chains is left without liberties. Such a move is dubbed suicide. An exception to this rule occurs if doing so captures one or more of the opponent's stones. In this case, the opponent's stones are captured first, leaving the newly played stone at least one liberty."